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I am VERY open minded and never liked to use the word 'no'." "Mom," I said softly to the picture on the computer screen.
I told her I thought she was hot and asked her if she had seen my ad. I was curious, but not that curious, so I forgot about it. Within an hour I signed up for the stupid dating service. The one I was attached to for way too long wasn't anything like yours. Unlike my mother, I used a credit card to pay for it, didn't give my real address and started up a new e-mail account just for this. Even before him, the only one I've had near as big as yours wasn't white. You must have been a wild one when you were my age. If that wasn't bad enough, in the part for a personal comment, while she wasn't as graphic as many of the ads, there was something unsettling about reading this from your mother. Cute kid like you, what do you want with a old woman? Luke Warm Mama: To be honest, the picture is a few years old.
"I only call myself Luke Warm Mama because I've been divorced for 5 years and haven't gotten any for a while, so while it might take me a few minutes to remember how to do it, once you get my pilot light lit I'll promise to wear you out. Young Fungi: I'm betting that you aren't getting older but getting better.
*** I blame it all on my Psychology 101 professor... Young Fungi: I don't give a shit about bimbos with silicone jugs.